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crybabycunt:

Yelena: You okay?

Kate: I’m fine. I’m fine. I was just hit by a car a little.

Yelena: Hit by a car? A little? You have a peculiar definition of “fine,” Kate Bishop.

Kate: It’s just a small bump. I barely made a dent in the car! Just another one of my strategies.

Yelena: Ah, yes, the classic technique of propelling yourself into oncoming traffic. The enemy won’t see it coming.

Kate: Exactly. (limps away)

Kate: (under her breath, wincing) Be cool, be cool.

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caitlynscat:

Yoko: This exam is gonna kill me.

Bianca: It’s gonna kill US. I barely had anytime to study.

Yoko: Ugh, same.

Enid: Well things can’t get any worse can it?

*silence for five minutes*

Wednesday walks in with a glass cage

Wednesday: My scorpion escaped. Have you girls seen it?

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floilee:

Yelena: You’re so hostile.


Kate: You’re so hot.


Yelena: What?


Kate: What?

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bishopsmacaroni:

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“this is not cutlery.”

-Hawkeye S01E05: Ronin

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queondagrey:

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Bold of Weems to assume she would find peace in death with an Addams around

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queondagrey:

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throwback to my first wednesday comic

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the-oblivious-writer:

Enid: They go low, we go high

Wednesday: Yeah. Eyes, nose, throat

Enid: No

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Do you think Bianca and Wednesday would_________?

Thoughts?

caitlynsdog asked

kastavanes:

Would Bianca and Wednesday secretly defend each other from people talking behind their backs? Absolutely, but they would die before admitting their respect for each other.


Bianca passing by

Shithead 1: Did you hear that freak speaking in class today?

Shithead 2: Yeah,god how much does she need to show herself?

Bianca : I know right? She is a little know it all,but it could be worse. She could be a jealous idiot in a corner.

Bianca glaring : Don’t you think that is much more pathetic?

Meanwhile in another part of the school Wednesday in the library

Shithead 3 : Does Bianca needs to be such a tryhard on fencing?

Shithead 4 : She should use that stick up her ass to fight, honestly.

Wednesday : You see, proficiency with a blade is most important.

Wednesday with a knife in hands : Shall I give a demonstration?

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prefer-to-be-vilified:

a-queercodedthis:

prefer-to-be-vilified:

Enid: Mango is the second best fruit.

Wednesday: Controversial, but I’ll bite. What’s the first?

Enid, without hesitation: Me.

Wednesday:

Wednesday, scorned: You rank me below mango?

op leaving this in the tags is criminal

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I crack up every time someone reblogs this post. Literally the stupidest thing I’ve posted on here and y’all were like nah… top ten posts babe. We love to see it.

The mango post is going in the hall of fame. I don’t make the rules. I just enforce them.

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beefcake-penguin:

Lena: *sitting in grumpy silence on Kara’s lap* 😡

Kara: *looking beefishly humbled* 😔

Alex: *whispering to Nia* “What’s the matter with those dorks this time?” 🤨

Nia: *trying not to laugh* “Lena found out that Kara’s been referring to her pregnancy as ‘The Milf-ening’ and she was… not amused.” 🤭

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